Here's one sent in by Claws.

Two young lads, Sean,aged 8 and Patrick 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble as their. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.

The boys' mother heard that the priest in the next parish over had been successful in disciplining children so she asked if he would speak with her boys. Father agreed, but asked to see the lads individually. So the mother sent the Sean first, in the morning, with the older boy, Patrick to see Father in the afternoon.

Now Father was a large, imposing man,  with a huge voice, and he sat the younger boy down and asked him quietly at first,"Do you know where God is, Sean?" But the boy made no response, and just sat there wide-eyed with his mouth open.So the priest repeated the question in a  sterner tone, : "Sean, where is God?" Again, Sean made no attempt to reply. Father raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face bellowing, "Answer me now, lad, where is God?" With that, Sean screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.

When Patrick found him in the closet, he asked, "Sean, what happened?" The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We're in BIG trouble this time, Pat! GOD is missing, and they think we did it!"