| Paddy and the Holy Water |
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| Written by John |
| Tuesday, 28 April 2009 10:18 |
| Paddy is stopped going through customs at Dublin Airport and he is asked to identify a bottle in his luggage. "That's holy water I've brought back from Lourdes" says Paddy. The customs oficer opens the bottle, sniffs it and says "This smells like whiskey" , "Jaaaysus thats fantastic , another bloody miracle!" says Paddy. |